yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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