did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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