; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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