My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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