Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Found your dick twin last night
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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