last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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