She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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