Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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