I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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