Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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