I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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