White coat. Heels.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
