You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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