Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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