btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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