Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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