Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
how does that bad decision feel?
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