I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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