Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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