Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am puke
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
