I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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