You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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