Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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