hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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