you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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