Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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