I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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