found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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