Whod you bang
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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