I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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