the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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