Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Randomize
