yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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