need another drink. this is the easiest way
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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