she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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