somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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