Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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