I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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