Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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