Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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