Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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