There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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