Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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