Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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