I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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