When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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