you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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