This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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