Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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