No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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