The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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